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MSRP $77
Urban Outfitters “What Happened?” Bandages: $7.00
Includes explanations such as: “Shark bite”, “Ninja Fight”, “Jousting”, and “Dance Off”.
On a personal note, I hate Urban Outfitters and after recently finding out about this, hate them even more.
American Felling Axes: $250
Includes: 4lb axe head made of 5160 high carbon American steel, 35” Appalachian hickory helve, fitter leather blade guard, care instructions, numbered documentation and patch.
Axe Care kit: $95
Includes: Linseed oil, diamond file, 8” bastard file, two C-clamps, cotton cloths, steel enamel container
Boar’s Hair Mushroom Knife: $24
Beechwood handle, 5” closed, 8” open, wild board hair, stainless steel handle, locking mechanism, toothed back.
Axe Sling: $198
Vegetable tanned cow hide, solid brass hardware.
Merrel Barefoot Embark Glove
UPPER / LINING
• Synthetic leather and mesh upper
• GORE-TEX® Performance Comfort footwear lining protects feet and keeps them dry
• Merrell Omni-Fit™ lacing System provides a precise, glove-like fit
• Microfiber footbed treated with Aegis® antimicrobial solution resists odor
• 4 mm compression molded EVA midsole cushions
• GORE-TEX® Performance Comfort footwear lining protects feet and keeps them dry
MIDSOLE / OUTSOLE
• 1 mm forefoot shock absorption plate maintains forefoot flexibility and protects the foot by distributing pressure
• 0mm ball to heel drop keeps you connected to your terrain
• Vibram® Trail glove Sole/Rubber Compound TC-1
MSRP: $170.00
Fuck.
These are only $35 on The Clymb right now.
I really wish I had a job.
Or just some money.
Just some money actually sounds better.
It’s a free sign up site that’s totally worth signing up for if you’re in to anything that’s even mildly outdoor related. Right now it’s Skullcandy, SOG knives, Mountain Hardware, and Geigerrig hydration packs. Most of there stuff is usually at least 50% retail. It’s like Jackthreads’ outdoorsy, hippie cousin.
Jackthreads.com
$14.99
http://www.jackthreads.com/invite/isaacswier
Have to be a member to purchase, here’s my invite.

$34.99
Weighing in at 3 lb 2 oz, the Clark North American Jungle Hammock is a versatile 4-season hammock that can be used whether you are expecting heavy snow or tropical conditions.
Oh, hello, new camping thing I don’t need but will probably buy.
I have been wanting one of these for ages and ages. I actually had one when I was younger and was going on a trip to Key West. I was planning on staying in Bahia Honda State Park, and on their website it specifically stated that you were not allowed to hang anything from the trees, so I had to return it and get a tent instead. Honestly, I prefer Hennessey Hammocks, though.

33 or 25 L
Waterproof
Black/silver or black/white
33 L: $148.80
25 L: $140.97


Comfortable and genius package design, awesome kit design, great for a glove box or bathroom. Not over-branded. Color coded, not too flashy, almost minimalistic.
Kit: $30
Single packs: $4